Douglas Vautour

Puzzle Puppers – BF Takes All Challenges

Full Disclosure: I bought this game on Steam like a pleb. Burpy Fresh is not one to walk away from a blatant marketing scheme poorly disguised as a flippant tweet. Oh my no.   Puzzle Puppers! Now available on Steam (https://t.co/lUJJCk3Y9a) and Android (https://t.co/MncY3pIYGS) Try it out, tell me why it stinks ūüėõ pic.twitter.com/diOnsj3uXC — […]

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Neverend – This Game Pisses Me Off

Full Disclosure: I bought this game for like $1.60, and I played the fuck out of it. Don’t know the dudes who made it. Don’t know anything else about it.   First off, right out the gate, I’m going to tell you why this game pisses me off. Right the frick off. The game itself […]

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Even the Ocean – Story and Motion

Full Disclosure: This was just a dumb working title I had but I forgot to change it before I finished the article. Oops. Oh well, my shame of loving terrible rhymes will follow me to the grave now.     I’ve been waiting for this game since it was announced at the end of Anodyne. […]

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6180 The Moon – Up In The Sun’s Grill

Full disclosure: I know the developers of this game at Turtle Cream, but I purchased¬†my copy of 6180 the Moon like the rest of the¬†plebs. „Ö†„Ö†     This is a bit of a weird one. You’re the moon, and you’ve suddenly realized that the sun has disappeared. So, you, as the moon, decide to […]

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Zup! 3 – Back to Basics Again?

Full Disclosure: I have never played Zup! 1 or 2, nor will I ever play Zup! 1 or 2. I will likely play Zup 4 though.¬† Basically, there’s gravity and you blow stuff up. Or around. Or down. Move the ball with the yellow blocks and then get the ball on the green thing. Then […]

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Total Battery – Gameographies

Straight up, Gon Lee of Total Battery is a frickin’ machine.¬†Dude, has like a wife and two kids, a full time job (at his father’s battery company aptly named, you guessed it, Total Battery), and he still manages to put out a game every few months. I, on the other hand, woke up at 12 […]

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LocJam Japan – Thoughts

Speak Japanese and English? Interested in video games, especially indie video games? Want a good way to put those Japanese skills to good use? Or maybe do you want to really find out how terrible your Japanese has become since you’ve left Japan 12 years ago with a bonus crushing reminder of how you’ve how […]

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Luke Sidewalker – An Ode to New York

Full Disclosure: I have no idea who this guy is. I kinda want to meet them¬†and get really drunk though.   Sometimes you decide screw it, I’m going to pay the two bucks and see what’s in the box. I was first drawn to Luke Sidewalker by its promise of “featuring unGooglable music and a […]

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Replica – Yo Dawg …

… I heard you like plots in your plots and phones in your phones. (This joke is still completely relevant.) Full disclosure: I’ve met the developer of this title a few times, and so I’m probably now on a watchlist somewhere. I knew I should have worn sunglasses, too. I paid for my copy of […]

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Illumine – Out of the Darkness

Full Disclosure: I personally know the developer of this game, but we were really drunk when we met so he may not (want to?) remember me. Also, I got this version of the game for free, but only because it was initially purchased on itch.io. Steam:¬†http://store.steampowered.com/app/518650/     Okay, I’m going be honest, like brutally […]

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