Reviews

Ambition of the Slimes

Slimes, molds, oozes and the like are an important part of any balanced dungeon ecology. Any wizard worth his robes whips up a few in ye old laboratory for the labyrinth beneath their wizardly tower. Primarily, slimes consume most types of dungeon waste leaving less garbage for your kobold minions to deal with. They also […]

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Mr. Shifty – Nightcrawling

One of my favorite games for the Sega Genesis is X-Men 2: Clone Wars. It’s a decent 16-bit platformer. One of the better licenced games, but in many ways nothing special. The reason it stands out for me is Nightcrawler. The other X-men are limited to your standard running and jumping, but Nightcrawler, see, that […]

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Florence

Florence isn’t really a game. And that’s okay by me. As someone who is often inspired more by electronic toys like Vectorpark’s Windosill, and some of the interactive stories from Tell Tale Games, (definitely not Jurassic Park, and not a good chunk of Sam and Max either. Shame on you Tell Tale for gonking that franchise […]

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Polyventure

Full Disclosure: Bought the game. Pleb. Yes, yes. Tired joke. Since the game only takes 10 minutes to finish, we’re gonna do this quick.   Is Polyventure worth buying? No. Is the OST for Polyventure worth buying? Probably yes. Is Polyventure worth playing? Mild yes.   It’s walking simulator, but it’s a super pretty one. […]

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Subsurface Circular – Robotic Zork

Full Disclosure: I bought this game like a pleb. I’m just going to get a shirt that says “I’m with Pleb.” and wear it from now on. It’s finally 2018. A fresh-ish new year. Why not start the year off with a review of something fresh? …from 2017… because I didn’t check the date on […]

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Breaking Wheel – Cheese With Guns

Now I first encountered Breaking Wheel from Insane Mind Games two months ago at BICFest, was on… two months ago at BICFest when my friend and I went to Busan. It was the silliest game at the festival. A game where you play a wheel. A wagon wheel, or maybe a gear. Even a cheese […]

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Eversion – Mario vs. Cthulhu

Just in time to be three weeks late for Halloween it’s a genuine Lovecraft inspired fun time here at Burpy Fresh with Eversion by Zaratustra Productions. And just because we like to only review the freshest games here this is an old platformer from 2008. Fortunately, this kind of thing is right up my alley […]

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Disc Room – Hades on Earth

Disc Room is available as a DRM free download (along with a bunch of other good stuff) for subscribers to the Humble Monthly Bundle. Trapped in an endless maze pursued by ghosts. Running through a psychedelic hell chased by ambulatory fungi and horribly mutated reptiles. Mocked by a sadistic computer and dying repeatedly while solving it’s […]

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Figment – Your Dad’s Dead

Full Disclosure: I bought this game like a pleb. Worth it. This game was one of the highlights of BitSummit 2017. Getting pissed drunk on the river and listening to Scandinavian metal for a bit with one of the developers of this game was also a highlight. I don’t remember much else, but I looked […]

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unWorded – Pictures from Letters

When you think of France*, you think of ennui, of world weariness, of mimes, of overly verbose stories that still leave you staring at the remnants of raw extruded humanity (some of it yours) on the floor as you wonder if you’ve wasted your entire life on flights of triviality.     It’s true. You’ve […]

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