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Ambition of the Slimes

Slimes, molds, oozes and the like are an important part of any balanced dungeon ecology. Any wizard worth his robes whips up a few in ye old laboratory for the labyrinth beneath their wizardly tower. Primarily, slimes consume most types of dungeon waste leaving less garbage for your kobold minions to deal with. They also […]

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Polyventure

Full Disclosure: Bought the game. Pleb. Yes, yes. Tired joke. Since the game only takes 10 minutes to finish, we’re gonna do this quick.   Is Polyventure worth buying? No. Is the OST for Polyventure worth buying? Probably yes. Is Polyventure worth playing? Mild yes.   It’s walking simulator, but it’s a super pretty one. […]

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Subsurface Circular – Robotic Zork

Full Disclosure: I bought this game like a pleb. I’m just going to get a shirt that says “I’m with Pleb.” and wear it from now on. It’s finally 2018. A fresh-ish new year. Why not start the year off with a review of something fresh? …from 2017… because I didn’t check the date on […]

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Breaking Wheel – Cheese With Guns

Now I first encountered Breaking Wheel from Insane Mind Games two months ago at BICFest, was on… two months ago at BICFest when my friend and I went to Busan. It was the silliest game at the festival. A game where you play a wheel. A wagon wheel, or maybe a gear. Even a cheese […]

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Eversion – Mario vs. Cthulhu

Just in time to be three weeks late for Halloween it’s a genuine Lovecraft inspired fun time here at Burpy Fresh with Eversion by Zaratustra Productions. And just because we like to only review the freshest games here this is an old platformer from 2008. Fortunately, this kind of thing is right up my alley […]

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Underdev’d #3 – Learning Blender

Welcome back to Game Dev with the Underdev’d #3. We’ve come along way people. Burpy Fresh’s first game ever has been met with incredible critical approval. Three downloads! Admittedly, developing something that requires 4 PS2 controllers was likely not a good idea. Onwards and upwards! Fast forward a year. Nothing has happened. Yay! Basically, I’ve […]

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Seoul Indies, October 2017

Another month has passed, and with that comes another Seoul Indies! Next month, I’ll be in Japan instead of indies, so let’s make this month count that much extra. Heh. Nah, I’m gonna half ass it like I always do. This week there were 4 presentations, two I hadn’t seen before. Daily Dungeon – 1506 – […]

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Engare – Geometry, But Fun

Not to be confused with Geometry Butt Fun, out next year on the Nintendrix Switch.     I saw Engare this weekend on the Indie Game Developers Facebook group, and decided to give it a go, since it just released on Steam and was on sale. I’m a sucker for a discount. It’s a game […]

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Disc Room – Hades on Earth

Disc Room is available as a DRM free download (along with a bunch of other good stuff) for subscribers to the Humble Monthly Bundle. Trapped in an endless maze pursued by ghosts. Running through a psychedelic hell chased by ambulatory fungi and horribly mutated reptiles. Mocked by a sadistic computer and dying repeatedly while solving it’s […]

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Figment – Your Dad’s Dead

Full Disclosure: I bought this game like a pleb. Worth it. This game was one of the highlights of BitSummit 2017. Getting pissed drunk on the river and listening to Scandinavian metal for a bit with one of the developers of this game was also a highlight. I don’t remember much else, but I looked […]

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