Windows

Switch – I Died Trying

Full Disclosure: I paid for this game in full like a pleb. But then again I don’t know the developers or anything about them, so this is to be expected. For now. Full Disclosure 2: I am not playing this game due to overcompensating for not being able to buy a Nintendo Switch in Korea. […]

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Puzzle Puppers – BF Takes All Challenges

Full Disclosure: I bought this game on Steam like a pleb. Burpy Fresh is not one to walk away from a blatant marketing scheme poorly disguised as a flippant tweet. Oh my no.   Puzzle Puppers! Now available on Steam (https://t.co/lUJJCk3Y9a) and Android (https://t.co/MncY3pIYGS) Try it out, tell me why it stinks 😛 pic.twitter.com/diOnsj3uXC — […]

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Abzû – There Be Whales Here

Abzû is a game where you swim in the ocean. You look at fish and explore sea caves. You can ride on big fish. Sometimes you can ride on squids. Graphics: Let’s get the important thing out of the way: this is one of the best looking games I’ve ever played. The artwork is the selling […]

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Neverend – This Game Pisses Me Off

Full Disclosure: I bought this game for like $1.60, and I played the fuck out of it. Don’t know the dudes who made it. Don’t know anything else about it.   First off, right out the gate, I’m going to tell you why this game pisses me off. Right the frick off. The game itself […]

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Oh, Deer! – Don’t Fear the Deer

Over the deer and through the deer to grandmother’s house we go. That’s how I remember the old song and Necrosoft Games have brought that song to life in Oh, Deer!*. I grew up in the American Midwest so I can attest to the accuracy of this game. Once you left the safety of the […]

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Even the Ocean – Story and Motion

Full Disclosure: This was just a dumb working title I had but I forgot to change it before I finished the article. Oops. Oh well, my shame of loving terrible rhymes will follow me to the grave now.     I’ve been waiting for this game since it was announced at the end of Anodyne. […]

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Mega Man 2.5D – Fangame Man

Fan games and ROM hacks are a mixed bag. Most of them have good intentions. The intentions presumably being to share one’s love of a video game franchise by making your own version to share. I’ve explored a bunch of these games over the years and found a lot of fun along with a whole […]

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6180 The Moon – Up In The Sun’s Grill

Full disclosure: I know the developers of this game at Turtle Cream, but I purchased my copy of 6180 the Moon like the rest of the plebs. ㅠㅠ     This is a bit of a weird one. You’re the moon, and you’ve suddenly realized that the sun has disappeared. So, you, as the moon, decide to […]

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Zup! 3 – Back to Basics Again?

Full Disclosure: I have never played Zup! 1 or 2, nor will I ever play Zup! 1 or 2. I will likely play Zup 4 though.  Basically, there’s gravity and you blow stuff up. Or around. Or down. Move the ball with the yellow blocks and then get the ball on the green thing. Then […]

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Total Battery – Gameographies

Straight up, Gon Lee of Total Battery is a frickin’ machine. Dude, has like a wife and two kids, a full time job (at his father’s battery company aptly named, you guessed it, Total Battery), and he still manages to put out a game every few months. I, on the other hand, woke up at 12 […]

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