Disc Room is available as a DRM free download (along with a bunch of other good stuff) for subscribers to the Humble Monthly Bundle.
Trapped in an endless maze pursued by ghosts. Running through a psychedelic hell chased by ambulatory fungi and horribly mutated reptiles. Mocked by a sadistic computer and dying repeatedly while solving it’s seemingly pointless challenges. Wading through a gauntlet of slime forever slashing through the disturbingly cheerful multicolored ooze only to gain the ability to kill more slime and wade even deeper into the mindless muck.
Let’s face it video games are a manifestation of hell in a digital format. And not the cool sort of Catholic Hell with demons and fire and Slayer. No, video games are more like Hades with bullshit Greek-ass punishments where you have to repeat a task over and over for no reward. Every time Sisyphus pushes that rock up that hill, he gets a point and the level up jingle from Dragon Warrior plays. Doodoodododo doot doo! Now do it again, fool!
Disc Room by Kitty Calis, Jan Willem Nijman, and Doseone* is video game Hades at it’s best. It came as a bonus in one of them Humble Monthly packs, and like most months I played waaaay more of this than I did any of the AAA titles.**
Here is the story of Disc Room: You awaken in a room. There are no visible exits. Whirling blades of death emerge from the floor and begin careening around the room. You run for your life. You know it is futile but you run anyway. It’s funny what we will do for just a few seconds more of this dreary existence, isn’t it? Blades keep appearing and you keep running, but eventually you slip up and you die a painful messy death. Finally it is over. But no, you awaken again. The memory of your flesh being rent from your bones still fresh in your mind. You are in a room with no visible exits…
The gimmick is that with the press of a button you can slow down time. This allows you to maneuver through tight gaps and extend your limited lifespan even further. Your hitbox is actually quite small, so a lot of the fun of Disc Room comes from slowing time and squeezing through the smallest of gaps with spinning bloody death closing in on you. If you make it to 30 seconds in a give room you unlock more levels. You still die. Horrible. But now there are new ways to die. Some of them are fire. So there’s that.
*Members of the Vlambeer team. Makers of Nuclear Throne and Super Crate Box among others.